Horror Movie Survival Guide

One well known fact about classic horror movies is that almost everyone dies. That’s great for the audience, but what if you are a character in the movie? :) Do you really want to be hacked, slashed, dismembered, beheaded, eaten, possessed, or experience one the many other gruesome ways to die? o.O Fear no more. We have collected a complete top list of the best ways to survive a horror movie. It is broken down into guides about the most popular types of monsters, demons, hellions, serial killers, aliens and evil beasts. :D

Aliens & Outer Space

Little green men, strange flesh-eating blobs, acid-bleeding aliens, body snatchers, and other nasty critters are waiting to have you for lunch. In space, on Earth, or a distant planet, your chances of escape are slim. With our list of survival tips and some luck, you just might make it through an alien horror movie.

Ghosts & Supernatural

Do you see dead people? Are cult members outside your door? Is your house built on an old cemetery? Have no fear. This horror movie guide will help you fight off ghosts, specters, demons, possessed dolls, and other forms of supernatural evil. With our help, you should never have to drink pigs blood again.

Monsters & Creatures

Things that go bump in the night are all around. Beasts with claws, tentacles, and mouths full of teeth waiting to disembowel and eat you. What can you do? You don’t want to end up in the belly of a beast. Just follow the monster movie guide. It will help you withstand an onslaught of creatures in the scariest of horror movies.

Slashers & Serial Killers

Don’t go on vacation, to summer camp, or in the woods without reading this horror movie survival list. It reviews ways to survive assaults from serial killers, hockey masked attackers, chainsaw wielding psychopaths, and insane family members and friends. Even if you are the nerdy kid or a sex hungry teenager, the guide can up the odds of you not being another dead body in a massacre.

Vampires & Bloodsuckers

Do you think your new neighbor is a creature of the night? Do you friends sleep all day? Do they keep trying to bite you? They are vampires! Get some garlic, holy water, crosses, and study the horror movie guide covering bloodsuckers. With some luck you won’t be the next blood-filled meal for the hellspawn lurking in the shadows.

Werewolves & Evil Beasts

There’s a full moon and howling in the distance. Its a good bet that a werewolf is near. Regardless of if you are a boy in a wheelchair, vacationing in Europe, or just at home, our complete top list of ways to defend against someone infected with lycanthropy will help. Being in a werewolf horror movie no longer means you will end up a tasty treat for the canine monster.

Zombies & Undead

Your grandma comes over for dinner, but she has been dead for years. Your boyfriend keeps asking if he can eat your brain. People with missing limbs are shambling down the street. You are in a classic horror movie about zombies. Review the survival guide if you don’t want to join the undead. Unless you want to spend eternity slowly rotting away while eating human flesh.